Intimacy Issues

I like you
Do you like me?
Why? If I dont like you, will you stop liking me?
No, but I would prefer it if you liked me too
So, you won't hate me for not liking you?
So, you dont like me?
No I never said that
So, you like me?
No I never said that
OK you are confusing, I dont like you anymore
Phew! that was close