Abnormal?

Am I abnormal I ask myself on many occasions..and well....the answer is no....simply because i believe my abnormality is quite normal....it is the people that surround me who are abnormal and because they are in direct contrast to me, they believe my normality is abnormal....its like this...levels of abnormality are dependent on numbers....so if less people are 'abnormal' then other so called normal people think their behaviour is well...abnormal. However, if more people were abnormal then the rest would not call them abnormal because that would be normal.

Is your head hurting yet?