My thoughts are provoking.

(image of thoughts screaming 'you want a piece of me?'

may you always have someone at the other end of your noodle

May your spaghetti of joy neverend.

We are donuts

Becoz we go nuts for no reason
and when we realise that it was for no reason
we say "DOH"

Intepretation of dreams

1. If you dream you are falling - it means you have committed sin and that the sin is so grave that even hell doesnt want you, so you are being thrown back to earth.

2. If you dream of being chased - it means you have committed a sin and that the sin is so grave that you deserve to be chased so you better pray that you're a good runner.

3. If you dream of being naked - hahahahahahahahaha sorry I just pictured you naked and couldnt stop myself but it means you have committed a sin and that the sin is so grave that sweat shops have gone on strike until you mend your ways and that's why there's a shortage of clothes.

Life is like pizza...
Why you ask?
Well....keep asking

OK seriously....it's like pizza because you start off with a clean base and you keep adding toppings to make it more interesting and the more toppings you have the yummier it is...but sometimes you can get carried away and add too many toppings and suddenly you're left with a tasteless life.

Work in progress...

The heroic stapler
struggling to keep it together

The sad lady sat by her window
watching the sadness on the faces of those who passed by
until the melody of a child's laughter awoke her from her sad slumber
and washed her sadness away

All we need is a good wash

We are all like potatos
rough, spotted and dirty on the outside
but after a good wash and peeling
you're left with something pure and clean

My biggest dilemma ever

Chocolate or Ice cream?

How to deal with a bad day

Sit your bad day down with a cuppa tea
Have an open conversation
Freely express on your thoughts on its behaviour
Allow it to express its thoughts on you
Reach agreement that 'bad' is not 'good' for either of you
Feel liberated and at peace
Go home happy

The hypnotic french fry

Seductively inviting me to mouth watering heaven
I must resist! I must resist!

Successful relationships

Sometimes a relationship can be like brushing your teeth...
everything looks white and bright on the outside...
but if you're not careful and you dont go to the dentist to get them cleaned..
yucky stuff can begin growing unnoticed....
until one day your teeth and your relationship decay.

My humble cup of tea

sitting passively on my desk
seamlessly integrating itself into my hectic life
soothing me with a warm and loving sensation
without expecting anything in return
Ah! my good friend.....my humble cup of tea.

The fudgeman

such was the magic of his fudge, that cocoa, sugar and butter spent their youth dreaming of becoming part of his wonder.

How to seize the moment

Wear your joggers and some light clothing
take a butterfly net
run at the speed of lightning
until you catch a moment
put the moment in a big jar and shut the lid tightly
mark jar "Moment".

How to live life kingsize

take you life
put it in the microwave
wait till you hear a 'boom'
and voila!

I love travelling

you meet new people.
you realise how peculiar they are.
you're glad to leave them behind.

The answer to all of life's problems.

Hot Chocolate Fudge

Happiness is...

the scent of freshly baked cookies filling you with yummy warmth and realising that the scent is actually coming from your own kitchen!

waking up to the sun shining on your face and realising that it's sunday and you don't have to go to work..

sitting on the sydney ferry witnessing the magic of the dancing sun on the rippled water and realising how lucky you are to be alive.

A true friend

Is there when you need them
and there when you don't.

A wonderful life

brought to you by:
clear blue skies
sunflowers
freshly cut grass
birds chirping
chocolate chip cookies

How to get rid of stress

take your stress
go into the garden
dig a hole
put the stress in
cover hole
go inside
eat fudge.