I'm sorry i cant come into work today, my life aches.

Why doesn't anyone find a cure for lifeache?

Reflection is good for the soul.

There are many paths to enlightenment. Make sure you take the one that sells fudge.

The enemy of believable excuses. imagination.

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Make your life a song worth dancing to

May your life be a song, making your head wriggle and your fingers and toes jiggle.