Wednesday, May 24, 2006

I'm sorry i cant come into work today, my life aches.

Why doesn't anyone find a cure for lifeache?

Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Reflection is good for the soul.

Saturday, May 06, 2006

There are many paths to enlightenment. Make sure you take the one that sells fudge.

The enemy of believable excuses. imagination.

How to lose weight

Make your life a song worth dancing to

May your life be a song, making your head wriggle and your fingers and toes jiggle.