Thursday, February 23, 2006


Am I abnormal I ask myself on many occasions..and well....the answer is no....simply because i believe my abnormality is quite is the people that surround me who are abnormal and because they are in direct contrast to me, they believe my normality is abnormal....its like this...levels of abnormality are dependent on if less people are 'abnormal' then other so called normal people think their behaviour is well...abnormal. However, if more people were abnormal then the rest would not call them abnormal because that would be normal.

Is your head hurting yet?

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

What's the rush?

Have you noticed...that on your way to work in the morning....everyone is always in a rush.....a rush to get where? to work? then if they're in a hurry to get to work.,...why do they complain when they get there? After all if you hated being at work why would u rush to work? wouldnt you instead crawl at a snail's pace?

And then when the day ends....everyone's rushing to get home...first they rush to get to work....then they rush to get away from work.....i havent worked it out yet....but im sure i'll understand humans one day....

until then....goodbye....gotta rush to work...

Here's to the useless!

when someone says ure useless, u shld thank them....after all useless is wonderful, useless if fun...thats why we spend all our lives collecting useless stuff..becoz it gives us pleasure.

And oh the whole idea is to Use - LESS, which means you want it to last it must obviously be something valuable if you dont want it to end quickly.

Monday, February 06, 2006

Wipe that smile off your face

Why cant' I smile for my passport photograph? I have to trudge through life with this piece of documentation that makes me look like I've got the weight of the world on my shoulders,and besides, without my smile, I just look plain ugly.

And what's so wrong with smiling in your photo anyway? It's not like you stand at immigration with a frown on your face. In fact, it's just the opposite - you beam your 32 as widely as you can, so that the officer thinks your wonderful and will stamp your passport and send you through without a fuss.

It's all a conspiracy to add to the sadness this world is plagued by. I think the goverment should force people to smile in their photos.